Guy:Were you raised on a chicken farm?
Girl: No, why?
Guy:Cause you sure know how to raise some cock!
hahahhahahaha i *heart* pickup lines!
In a hotel elevator, man accidentally elbows lady's breast.
Man: if your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me
Woman: If your dick is as hard as your elbow, my room is 207!
;)
2 comments:
muwhuahauahauaha! :D
hahahhahahahhahahahha
nice one!
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