Monday, July 17, 2006

I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told!

[before]

Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.

[after]

Joel: I remember that speech really well.
Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
Clementine: Probably.
Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You may want to follow this advice, it's regarding being a better wife, in your case I would try to take it.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly. If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work. Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach. If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's. At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs. Your husband's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion. Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be lead by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

discopapaya said...

uh, wahts with the crazy comment?

awesome post though, what is this?

Anonymous said...

whoa! what IS that! hehe waznt me dude...but what is it!?

just muttering said...

what???? ...
hahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahha
WOW!!! thats pricelesss!!!
hehehheheh daymn that cheered me up ...but seriously .... WHATT?!?!?!

here is a small moan from me to indicate the enjoyment that i have had due to this comment... thanks anon! *moan* ;)


on a diff note ...its great to hear from the two who actually still read this blog ...
seriously. both of you. get lives! :))

((i feel loved :))
(((yea i need one too!)))


disco : theyr lines from eternal sunshine of the spotless mind ...lurrrves that movie

sleeplessler: sleep! hahahahaha ...btw even i thought it was you!

Walrus said...

yeah i totally wasn't expecting a comment to make me smile more then your post. damn do i love it when things like this happen